Tell them there’s been a lot of omelettes around here lately, and that you wouldn’t want anything to happen to them.

@odd They've been growing rich as the prices have gone up, having cut a profit-sharing deal with ranchers. Egg preachers have unified their flock, worshiping to the cardboard volcanoes that carry them into war. Soon, they will be coming to scramble us.

Close your bedroom door tonight, or you might be egged. 🥚

The most ominous photo of eggs that I've ever seen. Bravo.

@sherif They made me do it.